Mae Funke (Maeby)

If George Michael is the good kid in the house, Maebe is his polar opposite. Prone to petty thievery, skipping school, and even ripping off the family's banana stand, she's more attractive than she should be to young George Michael and competely oblivious to that fact.

Mae Funke (Maeby) Quotes

Maeby: Hey, do you remember that French movie we tried to sneak into once. You know, Dangerous Cousins?

George Michael: No, why...did we? Wait, wait...I don't... remember that, no...

The Narrator: George Michael remembered very well. In fact, he currently had a copy of the DVD hidden in his sock drawer.

George Michael: I mean kind of...why do you ask?

Maeby: Well, I've got passes to the American remake. It's supposed to be great.

The Narrator: It wasn't great and Maeby knew it. The studio at which she'd finagled a job had hoped to avoid controversy by artlessly explaining that the two leads were not biological cousins.

Flashback to Maeby in the screening room:

Maeby: Where is everybody?

Executive Producer: They've been fired and you've got to fix this, or you're going to be fired, too. Cut it down if you have to.

Maeby: But it's only 71 minutes long.

Flashforward to the present:

Maeby: And it's only like 63 minutes long, so bring Ann!

George Michael: Oh, no, that's not her kind of thing. I mean, if it maintains any of the complex eroticism of the French original...I like the way they think.
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Patient: There's like this longing .. this pull. I mean, does that make me, you know, like, some kind of...?

Young Maeby: Homosexual.

Tobias: Maeby, please. She's right, though, you probably are a homosexual.
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Tobias: I must warn you, Michael, she doesn't respond well to strict directives.

Maeby: All right.

Tobias: That was odd.

Michael: Not really. Kids love boundaries. I mean, look at these girls.

Michael holds up GIRLS WITH LOW SELF-ESTEEM tape.

Michael: Is this what you want?

Tobias: Oh, God, no.

Michael: This could be where your daughter is headed.

Tobias: Oh, no, no, I don't want this for Maeby either.
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