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Michael Bluth

Michael's the only thing holding the Bluth clan together with his business sense, patience, and inherent decency. His wife died several years ago, leaving him to raise his son George Michael as well as run the Bluth family businesses.

Michael Bluth Quotes

Buster: It's like she gets off by being withholding.

Gob: Look whose got something to say.

Buster: I'm Mom and I want to shoot down everything you say so I can feel good about myself. 'Cause I'm an uptight BLEEP BLEEP, Buster! You old horny slut!

Michael:Well, no one's gonna top that.
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Tobias: As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.

Michael: Really? When did that start?

Tobias: Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.
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Michael: Not everything is strippers and booze and buckets of blood. Why do you guys have buckets of blood?

Gob: It's not real blood. It's, um, corn syrup and red dye. Juice.

Buster: We have unlimited juice? (laughs) This party is going to be off the hook.
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