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Michael: Maybe you'll be inspired by the boat party tonight and start a career as a pirate.
Tobias: I haven't packed for that.
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Michael: I actually had a pretty interesting night myself.
Gob: Really? What'd you do, read the plea?
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George Sr.: No! I can't go back to that hellhole!
Michael: They finally got the court to try you in absentia, so you don't have to go to prison, but you can't stay here.
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Michael: You haven't met my family. You should meet my family. We're going to be having an anniversary party.
Pastor Veal: What a wonderful surprise! We would love to witness a celebration of their love.
Michael: That would be a wonderful surprise.
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George Sr.: I never see you anymore, Michael.
Michael: You're in prison. And I was here yesterday.
George Sr.: Oh, yeah, that's...that's...I'm sorry. I couldn't break away from the poker game. Capital-G was down to his boxers.
Michael: Strip poker?
George Sr.: Yeah, and it's tough. We can really only play about...two hands.
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Michael: Why'd you have to come back here in the first place?
George Sr.: Oh, no reason. Your mother happens to be just schtupping my brother, that's all.
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Michael: Hi. My brother said we can do it. That didn't come out as romantic as I'd hoped, but...
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Michael: I mean, I guess it would just be a guy who you know, grabs bananas and runs. Or, um, a banana that grabs things. I don't know why. Why would a banana grab another banana? I mean, those are the kind of questions I don't want to answer.
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