The Narrator.
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The Narrator. Quotes
Maeby: Hey, do you remember that French movie we tried to sneak into once. You know, Dangerous Cousins? George Michael: No, why...did we? Wait, wait...I don't... remember that, no... The Narrator: George Michael remembered very well. In fact, he currently had a copy of the DVD hidden in his sock drawer. George Michael: I mean kind of...why do you ask? Maeby: Well, I've got passes to the American remake. It's supposed to be great. The Narrator: It wasn't great and Maeby knew it. The studio at which she'd finagled a job had hoped to avoid controversy by artlessly explaining that the two leads were not biological cousins. Flashback to Maeby in the screening room: Maeby: Where is everybody? Executive Producer: They've been fired and you've got to fix this, or you're going to be fired, too. Cut it down if you have to. Maeby: But it's only 71 minutes long. Flashforward to the present: Maeby: And it's only like 63 minutes long, so bring Ann! George Michael: Oh, no, that's not her kind of thing. I mean, if it maintains any of the complex eroticism of the French original...I like the way they think.
Michael: Boy, the lengths you'll go to sleep with a woman. Gob: Believe me, we didn't do any sleeping. I had sex last night. Narrator: But he really didn't. Gob: Yes, I did.
Narrator: Michael now had the distasteful choice of asking his mother for money or going to jail. Michael: Maybe Buster killed her already. More Quotes by The Narrator. |
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