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George Michael: The-the problem I'm having is, uh...I have a pretty finely tuned internal clock...
Michael: Mm-hmm.
George Michael: ...which is actually why I'm such a good natural percussionist...
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Buster: Where'd Annyong get that juice box?
Annyong: Annyong.
Lucille: Those are for his soccer team. No sugar for you. You just get more awful.
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George Sr.: Gilligan has promised me that all this money will be safe in IRAs.
Ira Gilligan: It's Ira, sir.
George Sr.: Oh, I'm sorry, Gilligan. Will be safe in Ira's.
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Lindsay: I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar.
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Narrator: And Michael tried to find the money the accountant said was missing.
George Sr.: I don't know. I probably stole it. I mean, if he says it's missing, it is. Unless he stole it. Hey, maybe he stole it.
Michael: He's the one who said it's missing.
George Sr.: Yeah, I probably stole it.
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Gob: Gilligan killed the skipper...stripper!
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Gob: I've got the marriage and none of the good parts. It's like so far it's been all chain and no ball.
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Michael: You're making Dad your best man? That's great. I guess being your brother and solving all your problems for you doesn't qualify me as your best man.
Gob: Hey, if he wants to support me, I'm not going to tell him to go to hell. Don't worry. You're still -
Michael: What, invited?
Gob: No, I was going to say you're still the guy I want solving my problems. But, yeah, let me talk to Dad about that invite...situation.
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