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Michael: Why'd you have to come back here in the first place?
George Sr.: Oh, no reason. Your mother happens to be just schtupping my brother, that's all.
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Oscar: God willing, he'll fail boot camp.
Michael: Well, why wouldn't he? He already failed day camp.
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Barry: Well, if he's got a shot with her, just give me a little tap on the fanny.
Michael: It's not going to happen.
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Buster: I can't do it; I can't make my bed, and I can't do this, either -- I'm sorry. Aren't you supposed to yell at me and call me "homo" and motivate me over this wall?
Sergeant Baker: We can't do that anymore. Lawsuit.
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George Sr.: Hey, by the way, I broke this thing. What the hell is it, anyway?
Michael: That's a breast pump, dad.
George Sr.: Oh, well, I did not use it for that.
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Michael: Oscar, please. You can't go. You got to stay, ok? This is the nicest she's been since she found out that Rosa could breast-feed Buster.
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Lucille: You smell like a pine cone.
George Sr.: Yeah, that's the weed. I went to my, uh, shithole trailer and, uh, I smoked some ... like a cigarette.
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Lindsay: I wonder how many women he's slept with, if any.
Michael: Lindsay, it's not a competition.
Lindsay: Of course it is, Michael. That's why they call it ‘scoring'.
Michael: Maybe in the ‘70s.
Lindsay: That many? We've only been doing this for a month.
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