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Lucille: Yes, I have a rape horn, Michael. Because you took away my mace.
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Lucille: This is what I'm talking about, Michael. Now that your father has deserted us, Buster has become impossible to control. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair.
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Gob: So what brings you here, Michael? I hope it's not for a handout. I run a pretty tight ship around here.
Michael: With a pool table?
Gob: It's a gaming ship.
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Buster: Mom volunteered me for the Army. Just because the fat man dared her to.
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Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, Lindsay almost stumbles upon a dating opportunity ...
Doctor: You look really hot.
Narrator: ... but instead is admitted to the hospital with a fever of 104.
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Michael: Mom, you're always asking me to help you look after Buster? You can find somebody else. I hope she doesn't kill you.
Buster: I'll kill her first!
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Narrator: Michael now had the distasteful choice of asking his mother for money or going to jail.
Michael: Maybe Buster killed her already.
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Michael: Just to be clear; Looks like he's dead, or he is dead?
Doctor: It just looks like he's dead. He's got, like, blue paint on him or something. But he's going to be fine.
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