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Michael: Maybe you'll be inspired by the boat party tonight and start a career as a pirate.
Tobias: I haven't packed for that.
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George Sr.: They cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime.
Michael: Yeah? I don't think that that's true, dad.
George Sr.: Really? I've got the worst BLEEP attorneys!
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Lucille: And I'm putting Buster in charge.
Gob: He's a good choice.
Michael: Buster? The guy who thought that the blue on the map was land?
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Lucille: Look what they've done, Michael. Look what the homosexuals have done to me.
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Michael: So .. this is the magic trick, huh?
Gob: "Illusion," Michael. A "trick" is something a whore does for money.
Michael jerks his thumb at a group of open-mouthed children.
Gob: ... Or candy!
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Michael: Okay, guys, um... they are going to keep Dad in prison at least until this gets all sorted out. Also, the attorney said that they're going to have to put a halt on the company's expense account.
Everyone gasps.
Michael: Interesting. I would've expected that after "They're keeping Dad in jail."
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Gob: You know, I sort of thought my contribution could be a magic show.
Michael: Oh, that's perfect, Gob.
Gob: Thank you.
Michael: Or, wait a minute. I just remembered something — Dad's retiring, not turning six.
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