The Righteous Brothers
Original Air Date: 2005-04-17Season: 2
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Maeby: Hey, do you remember that French movie we tried to sneak into once. You know, Dangerous Cousins? George Michael: No, why...did we? Wait, wait...I don't... remember that, no... The Narrator: George Michael remembered very well. In fact, he currently had a copy of the DVD hidden in his sock drawer. George Michael: I mean kind of...why do you ask? Maeby: Well, I've got passes to the American remake. It's supposed to be great. The Narrator: It wasn't great and Maeby knew it. The studio at which she'd finagled a job had hoped to avoid controversy by artlessly explaining that the two leads were not biological cousins. Flashback to Maeby in the screening room: Maeby: Where is everybody? Executive Producer: They've been fired and you've got to fix this, or you're going to be fired, too. Cut it down if you have to. Maeby: But it's only 71 minutes long. Flashforward to the present: Maeby: And it's only like 63 minutes long, so bring Ann! George Michael: Oh, no, that's not her kind of thing. I mean, if it maintains any of the complex eroticism of the French original...I like the way they think.
Michael: This can't be good. Tobias (reading from a script): Michael, it saddens me greatly to say I can no longer work here at the Bluth Company. You've been a great boss -- Michael: Wait. Tobias, Tobias...do you work here? Tobias: Do I work here...I developed an eating disorder from being your assistant, Michael! Michael: I never saw you at the desk. Tobias: Well, excuse me if I was too busy on my knees in front of the toilet, Michael!
Michael: The city's sending out an inspector. They're going to be crawling over every inch of this place; you're going to need to leave. George Sr.:Where the hell do you want me to go, Michael? Back to your mother's? I believe there's a freeloading loser in my bed. George Sr.: I'm talking about Oscar. More Quotes by The Righteous Brothers |
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