Whistler's Mother
Original Air Date: 2004-04-11Season: 1
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Wife Of Gob: I'm in love with your brother-in-law. Gob: You're in love with your own brother? The one in the army? Wife Of Gob: No, your sister's husband. Gob: Michael? Michael! Wife Of Gob: No, that's your sister's brother. Gob: No, I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with me - me. Wife Of Gob: I'm in love with Tobias. Gob: My brother-in-law? Wife Of Gob: I know it can never be, so I'm leaving. I'm enlisting in the army. Gob: To be with your brother .. Wife Of Gob: No!
Tobias: Well, I've always wanted to remake Annie Hall. Except, I wouldn't want to get in bed with a green producer like a Sofia Coppola, though. Oh, but give me an old pro like a Robert Redford. Oh, I'd jump into bed with him in a second. And I wouldn't just lie there, Michael Bluth, if that's what you're thinking. Michael: Actually, that time, that was what I was thinking.
Michael: Is this about the money? Gob: No. Michael: What do you want? Gob: I mean, it's not about money in the sense that I'm coming here saying, "Here, Michael. Take some money." It's just more of a "may I have some" kind of visit. More Quotes by Whistler's Mother |
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