Michael: You asked me for $5000 to invest in a Franklin CD. Now, I assumed you were talking about the mutual fund and not a compact disc of you singing to your hand.
The Narrator: Gob had recently made a recording of his ventriloquism act. He had hoped it would break down racial barriers and maybe be a crossover hit.
Flashback to recording studio, where a black producer is recording Gob and his puppet:
Gob (singing): It ain't easy being white!
Franklin (singing): It ain't easy being brown!
Gob (singing): All this pressure to be bright!
Franklin (singing): I got children all over town!
Gob (looking at a now-spinning desk chair in the producer's booth): Hey. Where'd he go?
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